{"product_id":"mr-stitch-the-duskmores-collection-black-unisex-cotton-small-4xl-black-gildan-5000-cotton-unisex-t-shirts-womens-t-shirts-unisex-t-shirts","title":"Mr. Stitch — The Butler - Kryptonite T-Shirt | Kryptonite Black Unisex Tee, S-4XL","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"caret-color: #000000; font-family: -webkit-standard;\"\u003eWatch Mr Stitch Weekly show on YouTube and here on TikTok: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #0f0f0f; font-family: Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; caret-color: #0f0f0f; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e🪦 THE JOKE CRYPT \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"caret-color: #0f0f0f; color: #0f0f0f; font-family: Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; white-space: pre-wrap; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eMr. Stitch delivers one joke per week. The pauses are the punchline.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"caret-color: #000000; font-family: -webkit-standard;\"\u003eNot your average Butler, Mr Stitch is over 243 years old. S\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"caret-color: #000000; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eome butlers serve tea. Mr. Stitch serves something else entirely. Standing silent in the candlelit halls of Duskmore Manor, tray in hand, Mr. Stitch has seen things no one else survived to talk about — and he's not telling.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"caret-color: #000000; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; text-decoration-thickness: auto; text-decoration-style: solid;\"\u003eCollection Description:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Duskmores Collection — Exclusive Gothic Character Tees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollection Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSeven beautifully cursed characters. One exclusive collection. Only found on Shop Find Buy. Premium black heavyweight cotton tees featuring original gothic character art — Morvaine, Aldous, Vesper, Crypt, Wren, Mr Stitch, Oksana, Where Art Meets Attitude. 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